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(Part of The Year of the Blog project)

9th February 2010

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NOT. I know what you’re thinking… “There are probably a lot of staples in that stapler!”  Well if you’re thinking that you know what I’m thinking?  “Shut up… that’s one stapler. There are a lot of atoms that make up Dan Brown but there’s only one Dan Brown… one horrible writing asshole Dan Brown.” That’s what I’d say to you if you said that other thing to me.

NOT.

I know what you’re thinking… “There are probably a lot of staples in that stapler!”  Well if you’re thinking that you know what I’m thinking?  “Shut up… that’s one stapler. There are a lot of atoms that make up Dan Brown but there’s only one Dan Brown… one horrible writing asshole Dan Brown.”

That’s what I’d say to you if you said that other thing to me.